Free 10000 Jokes

car go!” What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He said his summer was pretty good too. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

car go!” What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He said his summer was pretty good too. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

car go!” What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He said his summer was pretty good too. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

car go!” What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He said his summer was pretty good too. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

car go!” What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. What subject do cats like best in school? Hiss-tory. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He said his summer was pretty good too. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water. Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

One day a mom noticed that when her son was logging onto a favorite website he typed a very long password. She asked him what it was, and he replied, “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto.” She asked him why he would use such a password. “Because,” he explained, “it says your password has to have at least four characters. One day, a ragged individual stranded for several months on a small deserted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of maintenance,” he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account.” A man and wife were both in an Internet business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it had gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and he said “No, not there. Scroll down a little.”

How do trees get on the Internet? They log in. What do computers like to eat? Chips. What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer. What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.” What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard? The space bar. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend? He gives her a ring, of course. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral? He clicked on an icon and opened a window. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist. Have you heard about the Disney virus? It makes everything on your computer go Goofy. What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers? He wound up with baked Apples! Why did the chicken cross the Web? ...

How do trees get on the Internet? They log in. What do computers like to eat? Chips. What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer. What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.” What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard? The space bar. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend? He gives her a ring, of course. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral? He clicked on an icon and opened a window. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist. Have you heard about the Disney virus? It makes everything on your computer go Goofy. What happened when a dragon breathed on several Macintosh computers? He wound up with baked Apples! Why did the chicken cross the Web? ...