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Tech Support Just in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged). The following is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article: 1.Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2.AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3.Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer had labeled the diskettes, then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels. 4.Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the flopp...

Wild Horse A blonde had a near death experience recently when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heroes. Last Added Jokes Disney Land left One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home. Category: Blonde Jokes Squealing Like A Stuck Boyfriend A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down the road one day. Her boyfriend suggests that they play road games and that whoever loses has to strip. They play every game known to man and the girl loses every time. Soon she is bare naked. The boy ...

Blonde's Backseat A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers' Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat. "NO!" yelled the blonde. The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again. "NO!" the blonde yelled again. Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped. "Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?" asked the guy. "For the last time, NO!" said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, "Well, why the hell not?" The blonde looked at him and said, "Because I wanna stay up here with you." Category: Blonde Jokes Gas Men Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburb...

Coke machine There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning." Category: Funny Jokes The dog A blonde and a re...

One Day While Scaffolding Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife. Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff. "Yep", replied Bob. "Say, where did you get the six-pack?" Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!" "What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??" "Sure," Bob says. "Why?" asks Jeff. "Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet...

Note of caution An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten." Last Added Jokes What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? A: The wrong answer. Category: Animal Jokes, Q&A Jokes Cat and Dog Category: Animal Jokes, Comics Maestro A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk sh...

Note of caution An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten." Last Added Jokes What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? A: The wrong answer. Category: Animal Jokes, Q&A Jokes Cat and Dog Category: Animal Jokes, Comics Maestro A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk sh...

Note of caution An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten." Last Added Jokes What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? A: The wrong answer. Category: Animal Jokes, Q&A Jokes Cat and Dog Category: Animal Jokes, Comics Maestro A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk sh...

Viagra for Gramps This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot." Category: Funny Jokes Bunjee jumping Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? Scared the hell out of the dog. Category: Animal Jokes

Three Old Ladies Three old ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?" What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! Last Added Jokes Why are blondes like cornflakes? Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste g...

Strong Pills A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I`m sorry, we didn`t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that`s okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

Soccer Blonde A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" Last Added Jokes A Relative Term If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Category: Funny Jokes Tickets An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zon...

You know "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war." Last Added Jokes Blind Fish Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? A: "Dam!" Category: Q&A Jokes Camel Gear Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump? Mum Camel: They're for storing fat in out in the desert. Baby Camel: Why do we have hooves, then? Mum Camel: So our feet don't sink into the hot sand. Baby Camel: Why do we have these long, fluttery eyelashes? Mum Camel: To keep the sand out of our eyes in a sandstorm. A moment later… Baby Camel: Right. So why do we have all this stuff if we live in the London Zoo? Category: Animal Jokes

You know "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war." Last Added Jokes Blind Fish Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? A: "Dam!" Category: Q&A Jokes Camel Gear Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump? Mum Camel: They're for storing fat in out in the desert. Baby Camel: Why do we have hooves, then? Mum Camel: So our feet don't sink into the hot sand. Baby Camel: Why do we have these long, fluttery eyelashes? Mum Camel: To keep the sand out of our eyes in a sandstorm. A moment later… Baby Camel: Right. So why do we have all this stuff if we live in the London Zoo? Category: Animal Jokes

Mouse Hole This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. "Dude," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his friend says. "All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes." "That's it?" the guy asked. "I'll do it tonight if it means getting rid of the damn rodents." About a week later the guy gets a call. "How's it going with the mice, buddy?" "Not so good, dude." "What's the problem?" his friend asks. "To be honest, I'm having a lot of trouble holding their little legs apart." Last Added Jokes Must help the wife Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-ha...

Grapes A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no. Five minutes later the duck comes back and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" and again the clerk says no. Five minutes later the duck comes back and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says, "No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck comes back five minutes later and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk says no. The duck says, "Good. Do you have any grapes?" Think before you speak! This actually happened at Harvard University. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand,you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" "That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Th...

Redneck Top Ten 1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor. 2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan. 3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women. 4) Your richest relative buys a new house — and you have to help him take the wheels off it. 5) You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment. 6) Your family tree does not fork. 7) You've ever been too drunk to fish. 8) You've lost more than two teeth opening beer bottles. 9) You helped your cousin move his refrigerator — and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. 10) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. Redneck Top Ten 1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor. 2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan. 3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women. 4) Your richest relative buys a new house — and you h...

Strong Pills A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. About a week later she`s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I`m sorry, we didn`t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that`s okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Last Added Jokes Computer Nerds A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the do...

Couple Night Out A French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner. Thhe French husband says to his wife "Pass the honey, honey." The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety." The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "Pass the bacon you fat pig". Category: Funny Jokes Blind Skydiver A blind man was describing his favorite sport – skydiving. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him. "I am placed in the door and told when to jump," he said. "My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered,...

Rewarded Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi, Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. B...

Rewarded Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi, Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. B...

Rewarded Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi, Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. B...

Rewarded Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi, Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. B...

Toilet Paper A little old lady went to a grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up the cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day she tries to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demands proof that she has a dog, because sometime old people eat dog food. She went home and brought in the dog. She then got the dog food. The next day she brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So t...

Tickets An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt! Last Added Jokes Guts The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and can...

Tickets An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt! Last Added Jokes Guts The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and can...

Bunjee jumping Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? Scared the hell out of the dog. Last Added Jokes Oh, those darn lawyers Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. "Help me find my ball. Look over there," he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces. "After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?" "What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!" "And you're a liar, too!" Jon says. "I'll have you know I...

PSST… A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move." Category: Funny Jokes Basketball and sex Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex? A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble… Category: Funny Jokes, Q&A Jokes Laundry Joke Man: I'm taking some of my old clothes to the charity shop. Wife: Well I hope you've been to the launderettes, you can't hand them in all smelly. Man: Yes, I've had them washed and ironed. Wife: I wasn't talking about the clothes! Category: Funny Jokes Computers A blonde girl enters a store that s...

Not long enough! A woman is helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer. She instructs him to choose and enter a password he wants to use, when logging on. The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will try for a shock effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. So when the computer asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife that he is keying in the word, "PENIS". His wife nearly falls off the he chair from laughing so hard, when the computer replies: **PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH. *** Category: Computer Jokes Traditional Service A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary. On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pant legs to keep his trousers dry. When he finally reached the chur...

Hearing Vs. Listening What a woman says: Cmon…This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do laundry now! What a man hears: C'MON….blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW! Last Added Jokes It's your turn The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?". "I'm calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?" "Yep." "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Great, now it's your turn to call...

Business: To Whom A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1000 shares." said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more shares." The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $4. The client ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares said the client." "Great!" said the broker. The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $9. Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few days, the client ran to the phone and told the broker, "Sell all my shares!" The broker said, "To whom? You were the only one buying that stock." Category: Funny Jokes A blonde and shower Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shower? A: You don't have to turn a blonde on to get he...

Sweet Heart A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing fo...