Free 10000 Jokes

Q: What do you call a bunch  of tractors parked in front of a  McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? A: Prom.

At a southern university, students  in the psychology program attend  their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters, " says the professor to a student from  Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," says the student. "And the opposite of depression?"  he asks a young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," she says. "And you, sir," he asks a young man  from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replies, "Sir, I believe that  would be 'giddy up.'"

What's the difference between a  hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister? The hooker says, ''Are you done already?'' The nympho says, ''Oh no! You 're not done already!?'' The sorority sister says, ''Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.''

What's the difference between a  hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister? The hooker says, ''Are you done already?'' The nympho says, ''Oh no! You 're not done already!?'' The sorority sister says, ''Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.''

What's the difference between  a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts

Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying  my daughter''s room and I found  a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!" "It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my  daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!" "Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying  my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms!  I didn't even know that she had a penis!"

Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.