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Short, trending one-liner jokes

• How do you throw a space party? 

You planet.

• What’s Forest Gump’s password? 

1Forest1.

• How do poets say hello? 

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

• How does a rabbi make his coffee? 

Hebrews it.

• Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

• I try not to tell dad jokes …

But when I do, he thinks they’re funny.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

• I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

• Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.

• RIP to boiling water. 

You will be mist.

• What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.

• Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.

• The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.

21.

• Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game? 

All the fans left.

• I’d tell you a pizza joke …

but it’s probably too cheesy.

• My girlfriend treats me like a god. 

She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

• Which building in New York has the most stories?

The public library.


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