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Punny short jokes

• Why can’t male ants sink?

They’re buoy-ant.

• What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toad!

• How does the ocean say hi?

It waves!

• What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip.

• What do you call an ant who fights crime?

A vigilANTe!

• Two artists had an art contest.

It ended in a draw!

• What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

• I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. 

I lost my case.

• What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

A bowl full of mice-cream.

• What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach?

“Freeze. You’re under a vest.”

• What social events do spiders love to attend? 

Webbings.

 • What did one pickle say to the other?

Dill with it. Check out these some pickle puns that are, well, kind of a big dill.

• Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?

To cover their butt quacks.

• How does a vampire start a letter?

“Tomb it may concern …”

• How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.

We’re milking the laughs with these cow jokes.

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