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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy  needs a Sherpa to help get him  on top.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy  needs a Sherpa to help get him  on top.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to  use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to  use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Q: What do you call a 900- pound woman with a yeast  infection? A: A whopper with cheese.

He said what he did was take  all of his clothes off, and he  stood naked in front of the  mirror. I said, 'That's a damn  good diet.' I think I could lose weight, too, if I saw Barry  White naked, huh? Like, 'You  hungry?' 'No man, I just saw  Barry White naked. I don't  want nothin'.'

You go to a Heavy D concert, you will leave satisfied. But you'll be leaving in five minutes because Heavy does two songs and he's tired.