Free 10000 Jokes

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. • What did 0 say to 8? “Nice belt.” • What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. • What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback. • Why are elephants wrinkly? Because you can’t iron them. • What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me? •  Why did the strawberry cry? He found himself in a jam. • Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time. • What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me! • What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train. • What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse radish! • Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they are such fungis. • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears. • Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at “C.” • How did the two cats end their fight? The...

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. • What did 0 say to 8? “Nice belt.” • What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. • What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback. • Why are elephants wrinkly? Because you can’t iron them. • What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me? •  Why did the strawberry cry? He found himself in a jam. • Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time. • What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me! • What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train. • What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse radish! • Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they are such fungis. • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears. • Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at “C.” • How did the two cats end their fight? The...

 What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse. • What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head. • What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. • What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. • What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot. • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. • What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. • What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey. • Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away. • What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison. • What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar. • Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured. • What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code. • Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. • Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it...

 What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse. • What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head. • What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. • What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny. • What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot. • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. • What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen. • What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey. • Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away. • What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison. • What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer? The space bar. • Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured. • What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code. • Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. • Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it...

  Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless. 34.  Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion. 35.  What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner." 36.  What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. 37.  What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry! 38.  Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR! 39.  How do you organize a space party? You planet. 40.  Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 41.  What do cows read the most? Cattle-logs. 42.  I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them! 43.  What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunder pants! 44.  How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 45.  What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt." 46.  How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. 47.  What did the drummer name her twin daughters? A...

  Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless. 34.  Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion. 35.  What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner." 36.  What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. 37.  What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry! 38.  Why are pirates called pirates? They just ARRRR! 39.  How do you organize a space party? You planet. 40.  Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 41.  What do cows read the most? Cattle-logs. 42.  I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them! 43.  What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunder pants! 44.  How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 45.  What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt." 46.  How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. 47.  What did the drummer name her twin daughters? A...