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Funniest short jokes to make you lol

 What do you call a pony with a cough?


A little horse.


• What did one hat say to the other?


You wait here. I’ll go on a head.


• What do you call a magic dog?


A labracadabrador.


• What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?


This tastes a little funny.


• What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?


A parrot.


• Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?


Because the “P” is silent.


• What do you call a woman with one leg?


Eileen.


• What did the pirate say when he turned 80?


Aye matey.


• Why did the frog take the bus to work today?


His car got toad away.


• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?


Bison.


• What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?


The space bar.


• Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?


Because it was cultured.


• What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?


Re-Morse code.


• Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?


They each got six months.


• Why did the hipster burn his mouth?


He drank the coffee before it was cool.


• What do cows do on date night?


Go to the moo-vies.

• What do cows say when they hear a bad joke?


“I am not amoosed.”


• Why do French people eat snails?


They don’t like fast food.


• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? 


Just in case he got a hole in one!


• Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns? 


Because they taste funny!


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