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Lightbulb joke collection 75

Q: How many alt.anagrams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?



A: Three. One to say it can't be done because there aren't enough vowels, one to be clever and change "a lightbulb" into "bull bit hag", and one to try and sell copies of the "Anagram for Windows" program he wrote.









Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?



A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie to ask if that's really THE Terry Or colette or both, and then to realise that the speed of light can't be measured, except in badgers, or possibly multiple of pi, then to say sod it and ask if anyone knows where to find the lyrics for the hedgehog song...









Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: It depends on the way the bulb is threaded.









Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: Two-fifty.









Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records.









Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: One, who'll do it for food.









Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



A: One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on his back, and realize where the light bulb went.









Q: How many Mensans does it take to screw in a litebulb?



A: None. They know that litebulb is misspelled and therefore cannot exist to be screwed in. Now of course, if it were a Miller Lite bulb...

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