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The guide to wife translations

The wife says: You want



The wife means: You want









The wife says: We need



The wife means: I want









The wife says: It's your decision



The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious









The wife says: Do what you want



The wife means: You'll pay for this later









The wife says: We need to talk



The wife means: I need to complain









The wife says: Sure... go ahead



The wife means: I don't want you to









The wife says: I'n not upset



The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron









The wife says: You're ... so manly



The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot









The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights



The wife means: I have flabby thighs.









The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient



The wife means: I want a new house.









The wife says: I want new curtains.



The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!









The wife says: I need wedding shoes.



The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.









The wife says: Hang the picture there



The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!









The wife says: I heard a noise



The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.









The wife says: Do you love me?



The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.









The wife says: How much do you love me?



The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.









The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.



The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.









The wife says: Am I fat?



The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.









The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.



The wife means: Just agree with me.









The wife says: Are you listening to me?



The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]









The wife says: Yes



The wife means: No









The wife says: No



The wife means: No









The wife says: Maybe



The wife means: No









The wife says: I'm sorry



The wife means: You'll be sorry









The wife says: Do you like this recipe?



The wife means: You better get used to it









The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish



The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.









The wife says: Was that the baby?



The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him









The wife says: I'm not yelling!



The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!









In answer to the question "What's wrong?"









The wife says: The same old thing.



The wife means: Nothing.









The wife says: Nothing.



The wife means: Everything.









The wife says: Nothing, really.



The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.









The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.



The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

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