joke 33

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for
 her family when her daughter walks in. 
“Mother, where do babies come from?” 
The mother thinks for a few seconds and 
says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in
 love and get married. One night they go
 into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and 
have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the
 mother continues, “That means the daddy 
puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s 
how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems 
to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other 
night when I came into your room you had
daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you 
get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”