joke 48

there is an overweight guy who is watching TV. 
A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight
 loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking 
what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an 
incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door
 in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign 
about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, 
you can have me." As soon as he sees her, she 
takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is 
unable. This continues for a week, at the end 
of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After 
this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds
 in a week. The next morning an even more 
beautiful woman is standing at the door, in
 similar conditions. The same happens 
with her as the first woman, except he almost 
her. This continues for a week, at the end of which
 he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. Excited
 about this success, he decides to do the master 
program. Before he signs up, he is required to 
sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity 
of this plan. Still he signs up. The next morning, 
waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound 
muscle man with nothing but a pair of running
 shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his 
neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" The
 man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; 
he lost 34.