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joke 66

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that
 most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,
 so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "
I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides
 to go home and try it out.

Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he
 tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother
 quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell 
your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his
 father to get home from work, and greets him 
with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly
 hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to 
your mother." 

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next 
day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The
boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." 
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his 
arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great
 big hug!"

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