HARVARD ATTITUDE
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There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact he was bright enough to be accepted to Harvard.
One of his first assignments at Harvard was to write a paper on a famous person. He didn't know who he would write about so he decided to go to the library and do some research. But he didn't know where the library was. He saw a professor walking down the hall. He stopped the professor and said to him, "Do you know where the library is at?"
The professor looks at him strangely and says, "Young man, here at Harvard we never end a sentence in a preposistion."
The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"
GEOMETRY HUMOR
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Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.
CEREAL KILLER
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Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
HIGHER LEARNING
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
DRINKING GAME: BIG LEBOWSKI
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The way this game works is every time the word f**k is used (in any form, ex. f**king, f**ker, etc.), or the word dude (in any form, ex. "his dudeliness, the dudester, etc.) is used, you take a drink. If you've seen the movie, you'll know that after five minutes of playing, you should be dialing 9-1-1. The main character's name is "Dude" and swearing, especially with the f-word, is quite excessive. Because both dude and f**k are used so much during the movie that we altered the rules to include that you can choose to only drink when one or the other word is said.
I can promise you this: Playing this game makes the movie make a lot more sense.
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There was a young country boy who was very bright. In fact he was bright enough to be accepted to Harvard.
One of his first assignments at Harvard was to write a paper on a famous person. He didn't know who he would write about so he decided to go to the library and do some research. But he didn't know where the library was. He saw a professor walking down the hall. He stopped the professor and said to him, "Do you know where the library is at?"
The professor looks at him strangely and says, "Young man, here at Harvard we never end a sentence in a preposistion."
The young man says, "Oh, excuse me. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"
GEOMETRY HUMOR
PreviousNext
Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.
CEREAL KILLER
PreviousNext
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
HIGHER LEARNING
PreviousNext
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
DRINKING GAME: BIG LEBOWSKI
PreviousNext
The way this game works is every time the word f**k is used (in any form, ex. f**king, f**ker, etc.), or the word dude (in any form, ex. "his dudeliness, the dudester, etc.) is used, you take a drink. If you've seen the movie, you'll know that after five minutes of playing, you should be dialing 9-1-1. The main character's name is "Dude" and swearing, especially with the f-word, is quite excessive. Because both dude and f**k are used so much during the movie that we altered the rules to include that you can choose to only drink when one or the other word is said.
I can promise you this: Playing this game makes the movie make a lot more sense.
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