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joke list 9

WHAT GOES UP AND NEVER COME DOWN? ANSWER:YOUR AGE





Q.what as 4 wheels and flies A. a garbge truck





why did the tiger always lose relay races because the other guy was a terrible cheetah



Question:what do you call a snail in charge of a ship? Answer:a snailer





why did the lady want wheels on her rocking chair ?



so she could rock and roll





Why did mickey mouse shrink himself?



To be with Minnie





Q) why did Chris put his electric guitar in the freezer? A) Coz he loved cool music!





Q: A butcher is 5 foot 2 inch what does he weigh?



A: meat





Q what do you call two hands stuck together



A pom pom





Why was the car so smelly. A:It had to much gas





What did the tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed the doctor is taken us out tonight





who do you call when you hurt your toe...... a toe truck.





me: hey sister mom wants you to help fix dinner. sister: why is it broken?





What does a frog like to dance to?



HIP HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Q: What did the lions say before they ate dinner



A: Let us prey

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