Note of caution
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."
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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This ones $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagners entire Ring cycle. Theres another one inthe back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him Maestro."
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Note of caution
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
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A: The wrong answer.
Category: Animal Jokes, Q&A Jokes
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Maestro
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This ones $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagners entire Ring cycle. Theres another one inthe back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him Maestro."
Category: Animal Jokes
Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
Q: Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: A bull smiles when you milk it.
Category: Animal Jokes
Taste
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Category: Animal Jokes
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."
Last Added Jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Category: Animal Jokes, Q&A Jokes
Cat and Dog
Category: Animal Jokes, Comics
Maestro
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This ones $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagners entire Ring cycle. Theres another one inthe back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him Maestro."
Category: Animal Jokes
Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
Q: Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: A bull smiles when you milk it.
Category: Animal Jokes
Taste
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Category: Animal Jokes
Note of caution
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."
Last Added Jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
Category: Animal Jokes, Q&A Jokes
Cat and Dog
Category: Animal Jokes, Comics
Maestro
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This ones $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.
"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"
"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."
"And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagners entire Ring cycle. Theres another one inthe back room for $30,000."
"Holy moly! What does that one do?"
"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him Maestro."
Category: Animal Jokes
Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
Q: Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: A bull smiles when you milk it.
Category: Animal Jokes
Taste
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Category: Animal Jokes
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