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You are an Engineer





If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"



If your family sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner



If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie



If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas



If Dilbert is your hero



If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven



If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes



If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail



If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"



If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place



If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys



If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car



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Lawyer Croaks





A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"









He Broke The Bowl





A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water?

Child asked would you like to take yoghurt? Traveler said: "Sure it's good!"

Then the child brought four glass of yoghurt and the traveler drank all and then asked: "No one at your home likes yoghurt?"

Child said: "Yes they like but today a frog fell in the yoghurt bowl, that's why no one dare to taste it!"

Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child, Child also screamed and asked his mother, "Mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pees".







Bubba's Secret





A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest dick in town. One of the guys gets enough courage to go up to Bubba and ask him why he's got the biggest schlong around.

"Well," says Bubba, "every night before bed, I tug on my dick and tap it on the bedpost three times."

"That's it?" asks the drunk.

"Yup," says Bubba.

So the guy goes home and quietly slips into his bedroom, pulls out his thing, tugs, and taps it on the bedpost three times. Suddenly his wife wakes up and says, "Bubba, is that you?"

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