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Soccer Blonde





A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.



The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.



The girl said she was.



A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"



The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.



Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"



"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"



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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.



The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.



"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought.



A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!



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