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Note of caution





An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "



"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.



"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.



One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"



"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.



"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."



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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?





Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?



A: The wrong answer.



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Maestro





A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This ones $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.

"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"

"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."

"And the other?" said the customer.

"This one can sing Wagners entire Ring cycle. Theres another one inthe back room for $30,000."

"Holy moly! What does that one do?"

"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him Maestro."



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Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?





Q: Whats the difference between a bull and a cow?



A: A bull smiles when you milk it.



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Taste





What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.



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