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joke list 8

What kind of dinosaur drinks tea? A T-Rex.





What do you do when you brake your big Toe?? Answer: Call a Big Toe Truck. Ha Ha





What do you call a fish with no i's? A Fsh





What's the dogs least favorite doggy bag? a Fleabag!!!!





Q: What do you call a sad strawberry? A:a Blue berry!





What type of table doesn't have any legs?



a multiplication table





What do you get when you cross a chicken by a chicken?



Answer:a Chicken Dumpling!!!!





What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?



a wooly jumper!





Q. What is the best way to catch a fish? A. Have someone throw it at you





what did superman's monkey live in? a super cage





Q.When do you go on red and stop on green? A.When you're eating a watermelon!





When do you see the most frogs? When it is froggy out.





How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!





How do you fix a car in Scotland? with scotch tape.





Q.What do you call two hands stuck to gether .A Pom Pom





What is the tallest building?



The library cause it has most stories.

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