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joke list 14

where do lions get their clothes? JUNGLE SALES





Which is the gate we can't pass it ? Colgate [tooth paste]





question:what starts witha T ends with a T and is full of T answer:TEAPOT





boy:i have been seeing spots for a sometime friend:did u ever see a doctor? boy:nope just spots





Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get his teeth crowd





question:what time of day can you spell the same backward and forward? answer:noon







What do you call a pig that knows karate?



A. Porkchop (Hah)





why cant you play dolls with a dragon?



because it might be barbie-qued ha ha ha







What did the red shirt say to the other red shirt. Nothing beause everybody knows shirts can not talk lol.





Why did the boy need a lader for school?



because it was a high school





How do you make an eggroll? You push it!





Why do elephants were red nail polish?

to hide in cherry trees..have you seen elephant in a cherry tree lately? They must be doing good!







A Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a Baby tomato all went out for a walk, when the Baby tomato started lagging behind, the Daddy tomato walked back to him, stepped on him and said ketchup(catch up)





Why are a tree and an elephant the same?

They both have a trunk





Why did the cheeseburger run away from ketchup? Because he didn't want to catch up with his past.





What do fish say when they pucker? pucker up baby and give me a smack on the lips





what was squidwards[from spongebob squarepants] girlfriends name?

Think about it his favorite instrument



it is a clara-net ?





What do you call a vampire that is sick? A sickpire.





WHY ARE BASKETBALL PLAYERS ALWAYS WET?



BECAUSE THE PLAYERS ARE ALWAYS DRIBBLING

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