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Some favorite jokes

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.



Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?

A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.



Q. What's the definition of eternity?

A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.



Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?

A. You can drop her off where ever you want!



Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby?

A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.



Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?

A. Strip Poker



Q. What do you do in case of fallout?

A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes.



Q. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

A. A cock that stays up all night.



Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?

A. Depends!



Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?

A. He got the sack.

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