Couple Night Out
A French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "Pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "Pass the bacon you fat pig".
Category: Funny Jokes
Blind Skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – skydiving. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump," he said. "My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered, "Oh, my dog's leash goes slack."
Category: Funny Jokes
Which Restrom?
Category: Comics
40 years of sex
Grampa and Grandma were sitting a the table. Grandma gets up suddenly,
rolls up her newspaper and proceeds to slap Grandpa upside the head. He
says, "What was that for?"
Grandma says, "That's for 40 years of bad sex."
Grandpa sits there muttering, rolls up his newspaper, and goes over and
slaps Grandma upside the head.
She says, "Now what's that for?"
He says, "That's for knowing the difference."
Category: Relationship Jokes
A French couple, an Italian couple, and a Polish couple go out to dinner.
Thhe French husband says to his wife "Pass the honey, honey."
The Italian man says to his wife "Pass the sugar, sweety."
The polish guy, not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "Pass the bacon you fat pig".
Category: Funny Jokes
Blind Skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – skydiving. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.
"I am placed in the door and told when to jump," he said. "My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered, "Oh, my dog's leash goes slack."
Category: Funny Jokes
Which Restrom?
Category: Comics
40 years of sex
Grampa and Grandma were sitting a the table. Grandma gets up suddenly,
rolls up her newspaper and proceeds to slap Grandpa upside the head. He
says, "What was that for?"
Grandma says, "That's for 40 years of bad sex."
Grandpa sits there muttering, rolls up his newspaper, and goes over and
slaps Grandma upside the head.
She says, "Now what's that for?"
He says, "That's for knowing the difference."
Category: Relationship Jokes
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