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joke list 7

What has four eyes but cant see? Mississippi...lol





Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze





How do you make a slow horse fast? stop feeding it





Why was cinderella not good at football? Because she had a pumpkin as a coach





What do you get when you cross a giant with a skunk? a big stink





How much money does a skunk have? one scent





Why did John walk backwards to school? it was back to school day





What do pigs get when they're ill? oinkment





How do you know when a dinosaur is under your bed? your nose hits the ceiling





How do you stop a lion from charging? take away its credit cards!!





What does the banana say to the other banana?



A.Keep you eye's peeled





What is Santa's favorite candy? A jolly rancher





What do snowmen eat for cereal? frosted flakes







What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?



( milk & quackers)





What type of room has nothing in it?



a mushroom









What has 4 legs a tail and is black and white?



A HORSE IN JAIL





What do basketballs and babies have in common. answer:THEY BOTH DRIBBLE





What did a tornado say to the other tornado?



A.Twist you later!LOL!





Who is the person that arm-wrestlers don't want to meet? Answer: Neil Armstrong

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