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Family Joke 11

Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade
 she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
I hate school and got caught skipping the
 other day. My principal said, "Walk normal
next time, you fruitcake."
Q: What's the difference between a pygmy
tribe and a high school girls track team?
A: The pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning little
 runts.
A boy was at school and his teacher asked him
to learn 3 new words over the weekend. His father
 is a pilot and taught him the word "takeoff."
 His mother is a zoo keeper and taught him the
 word "zebra." His big sister was going to have
 a baby and taught him the word "baby." He went
 to school the next day and his teacher asked,
''What are your three words?'' The boy said,
 ''Takeoff zebra baby.''
A young boy came home from school and told
his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate
. He called me a sissy." The mother asked,
 "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him
 with my purse!"

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