Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a
calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button
calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with
an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question
I ask you that you don't know the answer, you
have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question
and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."
The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How
many continents are there in the world?" The idiot
doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says,
"Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but
sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches
very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over
the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the
way, what was the answer to your question?" The
idiot hands over $5.
an idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question
I ask you that you don't know the answer, you
have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question
and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000."
The idiot says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How
many continents are there in the world?" The idiot
doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiot says,
"Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but
sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches
very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over
the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the
way, what was the answer to your question?" The
idiot hands over $5.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in
front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching
." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy
makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching
the apples
front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching
." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy
makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching
the apples
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
A: A pork chop.
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian,
Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told
him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George
opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there
were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked,
"Is someone in your house?" and George said,
"No," and explained the situation. Then they
explained that all patrols were busy, and that
he should simply lock his door and an officer
would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30,
and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have
to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars,
an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up
. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you
said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told
him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George
opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there
were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked,
"Is someone in your house?" and George said,
"No," and explained the situation. Then they
explained that all patrols were busy, and that
he should simply lock his door and an officer
would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30,
and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have
to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars,
an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up
. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you
said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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