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A little girl and her older brother were visiting
 their grandfather's farm. The older brother
decided to play a trick on his younger sister.
He told her that he discovered a man-eating
chicken. The girl was frightened, and ran inside
 in fear. Then the older brother heard his little
sister scream. He ran inside immediately. She
 was screaming at their grandfather, who was
chowing down on a plate of fried chicken. "What
 is it?" he asked. The sister turned to him in fear
and said," It- it's- IT'S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!!!"
Two men are talking and one says to the other,
“My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and
, man, has she been moody lately. How long do
 the symptoms of menopause usually last?” The
 other man replies, “Let me put it this way:
menopause will be listed as the cause on your death certificate.”
Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing
. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad
was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the
hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not
so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like
you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just
laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.
What is the difference between an outlaw and
an in-law? Outlaws are wanted
A man admitted he lied on his income tax return:
he listed himself as the head of the household!

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