The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat
at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying,
"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy,
'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leave
s for school today!'"
at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying,
"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy,
'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leave
s for school today!'"
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one
day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more
Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why
do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid
at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want
to know if I should talk him down to $40 or
just steal it!”
day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more
Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why
do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid
at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want
to know if I should talk him down to $40 or
just steal it!”
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable
words, class. Does anybody have an example
of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her
hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers
says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable
word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss
Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's
a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers,
you're thinking of a blowjob."
"Today we are going to learn multi-syllable
words, class. Does anybody have an example
of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her
hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers
says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable
word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss
Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's
a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers,
you're thinking of a blowjob."
After picking her son up from school one day,
the mother asks him what he did at school.
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so mad that when they get home,
she orders him to go straight to his room.
When the father returns home that evening
, the mother angrily tells him the news of what
their son had done. As the father hears the news
, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to
his son's room and asks him what happened at
school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher
." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him
, and he is going to reward him with the bike he
has been asking for. On the way to the store, the
dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new
bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad,
my butt still hurts.
the mother asks him what he did at school.
The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher."
She gets so mad that when they get home,
she orders him to go straight to his room.
When the father returns home that evening
, the mother angrily tells him the news of what
their son had done. As the father hears the news
, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to
his son's room and asks him what happened at
school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher
." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him
, and he is going to reward him with the bike he
has been asking for. On the way to the store, the
dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new
bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad,
my butt still hurts.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile
on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie
Brown showed me his weenie today at the
playground!" Before the mother could raise
a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded
me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally
replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie
Brown showed me his weenie today at the
playground!" Before the mother could raise
a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded
me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally
replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
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