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joke listing 15

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was
named Mind Your Own Business & the other
was named Trouble. One day the two boys
decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid
while Mind Your Own Business counted to
one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began
 looking for his brother behind garbage cans
and bushes. Then he started looking in and
under cars until a police man approached
him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing
 a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?
" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business
." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking
 for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing
in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between
 them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says
 he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on
the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
 Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever
 poked my pecker into."

Now wipe that smile off your f
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and
while he was sneaking around he heard a voice
say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around
and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again
 heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner,
he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar
asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is
watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved
, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The
parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's
 a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named
you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same
idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to
his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward
, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm
afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor
 says. "You're dying, and you don't have much
time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man.
"How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."

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