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Family Joke 4

Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To
get some spare ribs!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he
 knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin.
Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive
 at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and
tells them that they are all evil men who should
 go to hell, but because it's Christmas, he'll let
them into heaven if they have something representing
the holiday with them. One of the guys has a
Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another
 guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in
. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties. "How do
 those represent Christmas?" asks Peter. "These
are Carol's.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa
takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.

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