Joke LIST 19

A child asked his father, "How were people
born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve
made babies, then their babies became
adults and made babies, and so on." The
 child then went to his mother, asked her
 the same question and she told him, "We
were monkeys then we evolved to become
like we are now." The child ran back to
his father and said, "You lied to me!" His
 father replied, "No, your mom was talking
 about her side of the family."

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute,
 delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kiddi

A husband exclaims to his wife one day,
"Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger
than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed,
 the husband makes some advances towards
 his wife who completely brushes him off. "
What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do
you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass
grill for one little weenie?"

After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him
to one side. “Son, when I first got married to
 your mother, the first thing I did when we got
 home was take off my pants. I gave them to
your mother and told her to try them on, which
 she did. They were huge on her and she said
that she couldn’t wear them because they
 were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they
are too big for you, I wear the pants in this
family and I always will.' Ever since that day,
 son, we have never had a single problem."
 Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same
thing to his wife on his wedding night. Then,
 Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian.
 “Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with
 it and tried them on, but they were far too small
. “What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your
 panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and
 if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he
suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday
and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives
to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to
the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie
in the window?" In a condescending manner,
 she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We
 have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie
Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping
 for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced
 Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced
 Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
 "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie
comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's
 furniture..."