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Joke List 35

On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed
couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting
 in the amputation of the groom's left foot
. Unable to control her grief, the bride
calls her mother from the hospital. "
Mother," she sobs, "my husband has onl
y one foot." The mother, trying to console
 her daughter, says, "That's alright dear,
 your father has only six inches."
There is a husband and a wife. The husband
dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts
 to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why,
and she says, "This is the first time that I
know where my husband is goif
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love,
and got married. The ceremony wasn't
much, but the reception was excellent!
A husband says to his wife, "Honey I just won
the lottery. Pack your bags!" The wife says,
 "Great. Should I pack for warm weather or
 cold weather?" The husband replies, "I don't
care, just get the hell out!"
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you
sit down.

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