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Family Joke 3

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know
he's screwing the chickens.
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice
for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing
a pet store he thought, "Hmm, a pet might be
a good idea." He walked in the pet store and
asked the manager what might be a good idea
. "How about a puppy?" "No," said Johnny. "It
 may poop around the house." "A fish?" "No,
her house is small, so I don’t think an aquarium
will fit." Johnny then spied a parrot and asked, "
How about that parrot?" "Oh," said the manager,
 "That’s Chet. He’s very expensive." "Well," said
 Johnny, "It’s my mom let’s take a look." The manager
went to Chet, put a lighter under his left wing, and
Chet started to sing "Jingle bells, jingle bells..."
Then the manager put a lighter under Chet’s right
wig and it started to sing, "Dashing through the
snow..." "Wow!" said Johnny, "What else does he
 sing?" The manager held the lighter under Chet’s
 crotch at which point Chet sang, "Chestnuts roasting
 on an open fire."
What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club?
 I need some body to dance!
Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. The stuffing.

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